Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #1910
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
Quote #12495
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as...
Quote #4350
You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to...
Quote #6512
The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #3953
No man ever listened himself out of a job.
Quote #34819
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #30808
All sunshine makes a desert.
Quote #27021
I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what...