Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #18250
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
Quote #17829
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles.. by the ears, by the heels, or...
Quote #13078
Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain.
Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Quote #25918
Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family.
Quote #8528
The man who stops making new friends eventually will have none.
Quote #1562
The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to...
Quote #19110
The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight,...