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I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large...
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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He who ignores discipline despises himself, but whoever heeds correction gains understanding.
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
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A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take...
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For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
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Appreciation is a wonderful thing It makes what is excellent in others belong to...
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No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
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Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
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Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.