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Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes.
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The world only goes round by misunderstanding.
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Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
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We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams...
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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so...
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Hobbies cost money but interests are free.
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Read my lips–NO NEW TAXES!
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Preach the gospel at all times — If necessary, use words.
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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #28363
What am I afraid of I’ll tell you a feather. that’s right, a feather....