Quote #17019
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
Quote #5648
I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the...
Quote #11497
Eyes that see do not grow old.
Quote #24531
Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward.
Quote #19181
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
Quote #33541
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house...
Quote #23183
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
Quote #9969
We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #2533
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...