Quote #12740
Give neither advice nor salt, until you are asked for it.
Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.
Quote #17912
Our business in this world is not to succeed, but to continue to fail...
Quote #11488
Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
Quote #29683
I would not give one moment of heaven for all the joy and riches...
Quote #15082
All the means of action – the shapeless masses – the materials – lie...
Quote #6917
Do not employ handsome servants.
Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.
Quote #364
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’