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The first duty of a lecturer to hand you after an hour’s discourse a...
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There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
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Don’t take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail then you...
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The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other...
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Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich–something for nothing.
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I think my favorite monster movie is ‘Gone With the Wind’, because it has...
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Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it.
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in...