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Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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Perpetual worry will get you to one place ahead of time – the cemetery.
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Instead of pointing a finger, we should hold out our hand.
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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is...
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Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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For when the One Great Scorer comes To write against your name, He marks-not...
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When I look at the world I’m pessimistic, but when I look at people...
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...