Quote #26644
Why not upset the apple cart If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway.
Quote #16475
Don’t simply retire from something have something to retire to.
Quote #28373
I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because...
Quote #335
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #3052
I shall be breakfasted before you are afield. In short, I shall astonish you...
Quote #8380
If a man cannot forget, he will never amount to much.
Quote #2336
If there were a verb meaning “to believe falsely,” it would not have any...
Quote #22003
When you’re young, the silliest notions seem the greatest achievements.
Quote #24349
The extreme limit of wisdom–that is what the public calls madness.