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In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the...
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Eric Draven Suddenly their came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at...
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Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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Gratitude is born in hearts that take time to count up past mercies.
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Some people walk in the rain? others just get wet?
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The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear. And the oldest and strongest...
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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
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Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
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Our religious faith gives us the answer to the false beliefs of Communism… I...