Henny Youngman Quote #73 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
Quentin Crisp Quote #26848 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing nothing spoils a...
(Anon.) Quote #19230 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
Dave Barry Quote #9548 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Rainer Maria Rilke Quote #13673 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along...
Nedra Carroll Quote #4127 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you have a fallback plan, you will fall back.
La Rochefoucauld Quote #17125 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is no accident so disastrous that a clever man cannot derive some profit...
Robert Wilensky Quote #34918 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete...
Thorstein Veblen Quote #9633 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The outcome of any serious research can only be to make two questions grow...
Jerry Scott, Baby Blues: Ten Years and Still in Diapers Quote #13377 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...