Quote #18845
Wailing and lamentation befit those who stand before the throne of life and depart...
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
Quote #120
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Quote #28219
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
Quote #2185
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #5889
You only live once — but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #8271
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature…. Life is either...
Quote #8696
It is foolish to wish for beauty. Sensible people never either desire it for...
Quote #27888
I’m proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is...