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Everyone makes a greater effort to hurt other people than to help himself.
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Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
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My boredom threshold is low at the best of times but I have spent...
Quote #13115
Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves.
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Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
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Knowledge is the eye of desire and can become the pilot of the soul.
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May the sun always shine on your windowpane May a rainbow be certain to...
Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Quote #3657
has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes...
Quote #6688
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people...