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Hope is the poor man’s bread.
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The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Contests allow no excuses, no more do friendships.