Quote #25493
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
Quote #488
My favorite animal is steak.
Quote #17181
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...
Quote #28156
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes...
Quote #28665
If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.
Quote #24993
There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
Quote #28268
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #17523
If you let conditions stop you from working, they’ll always stop you.
Quote #9501
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Quote #33600
It shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into...