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One hopes to achieve the zero option, but in the absence of that we...
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people...
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The Congress will push me to raise taxes, and I’ll say no, and they’ll...
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we...
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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Religion is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions.
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We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so...
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Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
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How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...