Quote #33609
Do not judge men by mere appearances for the light laughter that bubbles on...
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #1499
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
Quote #2833
I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.
Quote #8387
Four things come not back — the spoken word, the sped arrow, the past...
Quote #2985
The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy...
Quote #28411
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, ‘Aw,...
Quote #12344
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
Quote #33269
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
Quote #18010
Let everything you do be done as if it makes a difference.