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I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
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It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible,...
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With what you don’t know about me, I could just about fill the Grand...
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There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved it is...
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A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by a...
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The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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You can’t love anyone until you understand that you can’t love everyone.
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Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal.
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Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.