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Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
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Our ignorance of history causes us to slander our own times.
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When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to...
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If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
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The beginning of wisdom is calling things by their right names.
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of...
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Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they...