Quote #21457
The only true love is love at first sight second sight dispels it.
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #8692
The true test of a civilization is not the census, nor the size of...
Quote #2949
Deeds, not words shall speak me.
Quote #19857
The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for...
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #16045
He alone is wise who can accommodate himself to all contingencies of life; but...
Quote #21464
If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you But if you really...
Quote #27977
The chimerical pursuit of perfection is always linked to some important deficiency, frequently the...