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Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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When it comes to staying young, a mind lift beats a face lift any...
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If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the...
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front...
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Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
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No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a...
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When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had...
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Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.