Quote #32620
Love truth, but pardon error.
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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
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A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably...
Quote #18820
Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life’s...
Quote #28433
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Quote #4780
The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who...
Quote #20520
Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were...
Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Until you can measure something and express it in numbers, you have only the...
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.