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People forget how fast you did a job — but they remember how well...
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Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
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Beware the ides of March.
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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #33652
When you wish to instruct, be brief that men’s minds take in quickly what...
Quote #18283
Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and...
Quote #15200
It is human nature to hate him whom you have injured.
Quote #8061
Death ? It?s the only thing we haven?t succeeded in completely vulgarizing.