Quote #3895
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits,...
Quote #29712
Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. We make a living by...
Quote #29179
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. ‘I...
Quote #73
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
Quote #7320
Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have...
Quote #1480
The best things carried to excess are wrong.
Quote #3699
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage...
Quote #3616
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
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I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to...
Quote #436
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.