Quote #13225
Now I understand why Henry VIII started his own church.
Quote #12862
Be still sad heart and cease repining; Behind the clouds the sun is shining,...
Quote #9393
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Quote #8842
I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill...
Quote #28376
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and...
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #22158
Appear to know only this,–never to fail nor fall.
Quote #16166
It is only as we develop others that we permanently succeed.
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #18325
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...