Quote #34626
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure
Quote #17360
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Quote #10388
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Quote #6924
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
Quote #27159
A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #11413
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Quote #18440
…Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from...
Quote #13537
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
Quote #29376
Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present– which...