Quote #12093
Always win; but if you must lose, make the person in front of you...
Quote #27531
I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
Quote #28561
If you spend too much time warming up, you’ll miss the race. If you...
Quote #28506
We all do everything, share the work–there’s no room around here for a star,...
Quote #16857
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of...
Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #20715
True friends stab you in the front.
Quote #21749
We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems that...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #2499
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he...