Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28371 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
Fred Allen Quote #1982 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Hubert Humphrey Quote #16519 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The hardest job for a politician today is to have the courage to be...
Will Rogers Quote #19330 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
Bronwyn Davies Quote #26980 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an...
Horace Quote #23452 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Dum loquimur invida aetas fugerit. (While we talk, hostile time flies away)
Jack William Nicklaus Quote #30325 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The older you get the stronger the wind gets-and it’s always in your face.
Aaron Burr Quote #6903 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer...
Roderic Owen Quote #7602 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
Tori Amos Quote #5066 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Our generation has an incredible amount of realism, yet at the same time it...