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In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My...
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I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, but rather fear that...
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There is no need to run outside for better seeing… Rather abide at the...
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Fabrizio In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
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A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.
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Favorite color: I hate colors.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
Quote #12021
You can choose your behavior, the world chooses your consequences.