Quote #32973
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased...
Quote #20545
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #12521
A word to the wise is infuriating.
Quote #34546
Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able...
Quote #27531
I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
Quote #23871
The cure for all ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows and the crimes...
Quote #7140
While thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head.
Quote #32243
There’s a difference between interest and commitment. When you’re interested in doing something, you...
Quote #29671
I cannot believe that my illness is natural. I suspect Satan, and therefore I...
Quote #19711
An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.