Quote #8634
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to...
Quote #28408
Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #10157
There is no one, no matter how wise he is, who has not in...
Quote #4752
One cannot review a bad book without showing off.
Quote #31557
Everyone is responsible and no one is to blame.
Quote #19724
Prudence and compromise are necessary means, but every man should have an impudent end...
Quote #28776
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and...
Quote #2770
The mistakes are all there waiting to be made.
Quote #17037
After enlightenment, the laundry.