Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #362
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get...
Quote #28766
Theology, not morality, is the first business on the church’s agenda of reform, and...
Quote #5661
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
Quote #5551
What is fame? The advantage of being known by people of whom you yourself...
Quote #25256
Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
Quote #6176
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Quote #13181
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Quote #7367
You will find it a very good practice always to verify your references sir.
Quote #8917
Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.