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The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women...
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
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Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the...
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A small town is a place where there is no place to go where...
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Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only...
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Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows but without that noise.
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To sit alone in the lamplight with a book spread out before you, and...
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The best-laid schemes o’ mice an ‘menGang aft agley.
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Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do.
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I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that...