Carol Burnett Quote #26157 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
Fred Allen Quote #2463 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
George Orwell Quote #18878 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection that one...
John Flansburgh Quote #13354 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I was working in a parking lot, which is a great place to learn...
Dr. Laura Schlessinger Quote #31510 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Make decisions from the strong part of you, not the weak.
Ben Johnson Quote #14662 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and...
Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. Quote #11055 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion, but the tranquil and...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28248 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
Clyde B. Aster Quote #33395 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going...
Robert Benchley Quote #6064 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.