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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #18878
The essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection that one...
Quote #13354
I was working in a parking lot, which is a great place to learn...
Quote #31510
Make decisions from the strong part of you, not the weak.
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No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and...
Quote #11055
Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion, but the tranquil and...
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
Quote #33395
When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going...
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.