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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #14271
Intellectuals are the most intolerant of all people.
Quote #32048
I have everything, yet have nothing and although I possess nothing, still of nothing...
Quote #19813
To obtain a man’s opinion of you, make him mad.
Quote #19267
Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache do be my enemy–for friendship’s...
Quote #27534
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #15398
He who has not a good memory should never take upon himself the trade...
Quote #10087
Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.