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I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew...
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If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.
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What is a seer? A man who with luck tells the truth sometimes, with...
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If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that...
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I can’t say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of...
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Do pleasant things yourself, but unpleasant things through others.