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If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation, introduce the...
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Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to...
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Nothing got him angrier than when people implied he was paranoid. It made him...
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can...
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I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
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A second wifeis hateful to the children of the first;a viper is not more...
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Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
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He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so...