Quote #19722
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Quote #26334
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #9711
Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at...
Quote #3025
Sometimes a fool makes a good suggestion.
Quote #28255
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
Quote #12654
It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses...
Quote #42
All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #20523
I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel ‘em one by...
Quote #24284
The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.
Quote #8907
The only gift is a portion of thyself.