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Tempt not a desperate man.
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The only way to have a friend is to be one.
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success...
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Judge Smails It’s easy to grin When your ship comes in And you’ve got...
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Newspapermen learn to call a murderer ‘an alleged murderer’ and the King of England...
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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
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There isnothing greater than touching the shore after crossing some great body of water...
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Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...
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Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should...