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When the highest type of men hear Tao, They diligently practice it. When the...
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If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only...
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
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Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put...
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Values are tapes we play on the Walkman of the mind any tune we...
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Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing...
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Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead therefore we must...
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Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
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The true meaning of religion is thus not simply morality, but morality touched by...