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Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always...
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The best way out is always through.
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What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act That everything...
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Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once...