Quote #2542
History is bunk.
Quote #29504
Beauty is not defined by the masses but by the opinion of the individual.
Quote #17085
Love is everything it’s cracked up to beIt really is worth fighting for, being...
Quote #22815
Friendship is like a sheltering tree.
Quote #19932
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #10654
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.
Quote #21970
When you play, play hard when you work, don’t play at all.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #25122
Never esteem anything as an advantage to you that will make you break your...