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Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ain’t love at all.
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Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up...
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The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
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Do not lose hold of your dreams or aspirations. For if you do, you...
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We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of...
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I don’t possess a lot of self-confidence. I’m an actor so I simply act...
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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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