Quote #31640
The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.
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A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly...
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O human race born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou...
Quote #18494
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
Quote #6487
Never spend your money before you have it.
Quote #3269
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
Quote #19928
Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not...
Quote #28408
Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Quote #4330
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
Quote #14356
To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when it is...