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Old age is not a disease- it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all...
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Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
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If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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All progress is precarious, and the solution of one problem brings us face to...
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I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
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An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only...
Quote #8032
Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves.