Quote #29513
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Quote #4850
I, thus neglecting worldly ends, all dedicated To closeness and the bettering of my...
Quote #23929
The first duty of society is to give each of its members the possibility...
Quote #11430
Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
Quote #1461
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
Quote #20603
Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a...
Quote #26160
Are we having fun yet
Quote #28421
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #24829
If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
Quote #28802
If you play it safe in life you’ve decided that you don’t want to...