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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July I answer A day...
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A plane is a bad place for an all-out sleep, but a good place...
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Men are so stupid and concerned with their present needs, they will always let...
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At best, most college presidents are running something that is somewhere between a faltering...
Quote #19503
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
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Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, —...
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If you can’t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
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Television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...