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Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday…The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact...
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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The problem with the person who thinks he’s a long-term investor and impervious to...
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I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one...
Quote #7218
Truth is the mother of hatred.
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American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only...
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Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Quote #2513
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.