Quote #7856
The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that...
Quote #21369
Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
Quote #104
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Quote #15678
Mediocrity is not allowed to poets, either by the gods or man.
Quote #1803
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
Quote #29670
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #31082
Though thou has never so many counselors, yet do not forsake the counsel of...
Quote #20538
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #17968
Anyone can become angry. That is easy. But to be angry with the right...
Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.