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Do not spit in the well – you may be thirsty by and by.
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By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer...
Quote #22839
Most of the most important experiences that truly educate cannot be arranged ahead of...
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Not many people are willing to give failure a second opportunity. They fail once...
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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #532
Excessive literary production is a social offense.
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t the fine line between sanity and madness...
Quote #13593
May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your...